Monday, January 24, 2005

Search and Destroy

I just got a message from Hostmatters. It was spammers. Spammers are swiftly replacing Nazis and tax collectors as the world's most hated beings, do they know that? Quite frankly I think it should be open season on spammers. Laws against hunting down and shooting humans should be lifted in the case of spammers. Come on, who's with me?

9 comments:

Towering Barbarian said...

Count me in! Do we have to limit ourselves to as many as we can eat or would it be OK to just take the skin and leave the carcass like they did with the buffalo? ^_~

Andrea said...

Nah -- just grind 'em up, bury 'em in a landfill, and salt the earth over their graves. I imagine spammer flesh would taste pretty rancid, and who wants those pimply, greasy hides?

ErnieG said...

Relax the laws? Nah. How about bounties?

brdavis said...

Save The Condors With Spammer Bodies. This Could Work.

Allen Lewis said...

Hmmm! Are we sure that spammers would not harm the Condors??? After all, such slimy, slinky, yucky bottom-feeders might be too much for the endangered condors.

Sir Not Appearing in this Blog said...

Who'd want to eat spammerflesh? Not me. Maybe this guy might, but I doubt it. He may be a cannibal, but I'm sure he's got to have some standards.

Nope, I say just start taking them out, one by one, until there's one left. Then we take him, stick him in a zoo along with the other lower primates until he dies. Then we stuff his mangey hide and put him on display in the Smithsonian.

Parker Smith said...

I am not sure that shooting them would hurt enough, for long enough.

On the other hand, they WOULD be gone, which is really the important thing.

EvilPundit said...

I'm all for it.

I seriously think the government ought to pay a bounty for each spammer brought to justice. It's the only way to get 'em.

Hatcher said...

Yep, bounties sounds like the way to go... maybe say 20% of the income they've earned from their spamming ways. Then feed them to the carrion beetles.

While weeding between 30 and 200 pieces of comment spam from my WordPress site daily, I think dark thoughts.